Punny Penny

Annie's Log, 2/5/16,

A story:

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Punny Penny.

Punny Penny spent most of her days trying to be productive, but she struggled to find the perfect profession.

Punny Penny learned sign language because she figured it would be a handy skill.

Unfortunately, she didn't exactly pick it up hand over fist.


She started to study meteorology as well,

but every time she tried to predict when there would be clouds, she mist.

She wanted to be a chef,

but she didn't take care in seasoning and was nearly arrested for reckless assault.

She even tried being a professional angler, because she wanted to be a reel woman.

It didn't go well-she was total carp, even when she tried to look at it from every angle.

When she started working at a factory for handles, she got super cranky.

She thought that working as a calligraphy tutor would help her develop character,

but it was harder than she thought-definitely not just black and white.

When she tried to work as a concrete pourer,

she complained that the job just got harder and harder.

Punny Penny tried to work as a duct tape-disposal specialist,

but she got too attached to it all, and when she tried working with baby goats,

but she forgot her kid gloves.

Fortunately Punny Penny finally found a job: she's presently employed as a gift wrapper.

End log.